Mean Accurate Things
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The apology has limits.
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MATERIAL WITNESS / THE COLLECTION
Good taste.
Dubious intentions.
The collection
21 DESIGNS / A QUESTIONABLE OUTLOOK
Rock Bottom Has a Basement
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More property than advertised.
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Be the Light
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An inspiration, technically.
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Flock Around & Find Out
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Go ahead.
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My Playlist Could Summon Something
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The next track has consequences.
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For Legal Reasons, I Found It Like That
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That is my entire statement.
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Good Morning, I See the Assassins Have Failed
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Coffee first. Gloating second.
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The Grass Is Greener Where You Bury a Body
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The neighbors keep asking for your secret.
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hamburger help me
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Dinner was supposed to be the easy part.
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You’re Cute. I’ll Get You Last.
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You’ve made the exception list.
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I Had My Patience Tested—I’m Negative
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The results are in.
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Arson? You Mean Crime Brûlé
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A questionable interpretation of well done.
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I Was Promised a Handbasket
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At this point, it’s a service complaint.
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Is Whatever This Is Almost Over?
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Just checking the remaining runtime.
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Any Room Can Be a Panic Room
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You bring the atmosphere.
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Zero Fox Ducks Given
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A complete wildlife census.
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The 7 Stages of Grief
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Acceptance is scheduled for Friday.
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Last Responder
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There’s no need to rush into anything.
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Hold On, Let Me Overthink This
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A simple decision. Several imagined disasters.
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Maybe Today, Satan
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I’m willing to hear the offer.
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Some People Wrestle Their Demons, I Snuggle Mine
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We’ve reached an arrangement.
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